How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
the pig goes “oink oink”
the cow goes “moooo”
the horse goes “neighhhh”
the dog goes “ed…ward”
You’re grounded.
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- hug
- go on walks while holding hands
- smile
- kiss
- cuddle
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FELL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AD YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS